What can you do?
I can be positive.
Nice, I like the night, its when the best stuff happens.
Uh-huh. I believe you.
Who’s your mum? Or dad.
Wait until I get one. Apollo, but don’t expect me to be anything like him… can’t sing, dance do any of that stuff, can’t play an instrument, if I try and heal a person I end up making it worse. And I can’t do the whole light thing, I suck at archery, can barely use a blow gun now. What about you?
What cartoon are they from?
Despicable Me. Oh we should watch it! It’s a great movie. The minions are the best.
Sorry! Are they from a cartoon? I don’t know many cartoons. Nice to meet you too!
Yes… you can say that. But they are.
I’m not insane you no. They are real.
Nice to meet you.
Hello, I’m Margo! What’s the minions army?
OH dear, I have been away far to long. No one knows what minions are?!? They are yellow things that have overalls. They are quite cute, and are mine. Nice to meet you Margo.
Minions. They are yellow where blue overalls… I’ve already told you my name, so what’s yours.
I am Austin King-Jones, lord of the minion army!
Whatever. They’ll be artificial robots because that’s as far cabin nine kids can do. Unless you give them feelings, which I can do.
I’ll find another name, for today they’re my minions.
Never insult the minions or cabin nine.
You will change them though I’ll be watching.
You get the artificial minions that Zayne makes for you, I get the kids. Cool?
Minions are not artificial they have feelings.
And not cool, minions are mine. Call them something else. I have coined the term minions.